“God don’t make no mistakes – that’s how he got to be God.”     -Archie Bunker, All in the Family

“Well, I certainly don’t believe God’s a woman, because if He were, men would be the ones walking around wearing high heels, taking Midol, and having their upper lips waxed.”         -Julia Sugarbaker, Designing Women

Archie Bunker:  “All the pictures I ever seen, God is white.”  

George Jefferson:   “Maybe you were looking at the negatives.”     -All in the Family

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