“God don’t make no mistakes – that’s how he got to be God.” -Archie Bunker, All in the Family
“Well, I certainly don’t believe God’s a woman, because if He were, men would be the ones walking around wearing high heels, taking Midol, and having their upper lips waxed.” -Julia Sugarbaker, Designing Women
Archie Bunker: “All the pictures I ever seen, God is white.”
George Jefferson: “Maybe you were looking at the negatives.” -All in the Family
the grass is always greener... 
August 9, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Lord have mercy! 🙂
Every time I happen to catch an “All in the Family” rerun (few & far between) the stuff that comes out of Archie Bunker’s mouth just absolutely cracks me up! It’s so pathetic it’s hilarious. George Jefferson’s another one, on that show and even more so on the spin-off. Oh, what was that called??? “Movin’ on up, to the East Side. I finally got a piece of the pie!”
Love that quote from Designing Women, too. Thanks for the chuckle!
🙂 Melissa