they know the sound of the crisper drawer, they know the sound of the mayo jar lid, they know the sound of the bread bag. just the slightest rustle of one of these things causes a whole herd of kitties to descend upon whomever is unfortunate enough to be caught in the kitchen. the cries are unceasing, unrelenting, pitiful and persistent. they stop only when turkey has been thrown at them in desperation.

I may be exaggerating…only slightly

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