I used the word ‘penis’ in church the other day, during a conversation with the minister. I wasn’t referring to anyone specifically.

when asked which shrek character was my favorite, I chose the big bad wolf. jessica said, ‘what a surprise, you would choose him because he’s so gay!’ I can’t help it, I’m an aging hag…you can take the girl out of the drag club, but not vice versa

I like the gingerbread man, too 🙂