it’s so hot, that:

  • my indoor thermometer says it’s 102* outside, the outdoor thermo (who lives in the sun) says it’s 104*
  • my first load of clothes was already dry when I took the second load out to the line
  • the grass burns my feet, nevermind the concrete steps!
  • I could hear a light shower hitting the roof, even felt a drop or two, but I never saw any evidence of any rain
  • the cat won’t even keep me company at the clothesline

IT’S FRIGGIN’ HOT!!!!!!!!!