a friend of mine emailed me this little funny and I thought I’d share it.

dear tech support,

last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance–particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which previously operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

in addition, husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as romance 9.5 and personal attention 6.5, and then installed undesired programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and golf clubs 4.1. conversation8.0 no longer runs, and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. what can I do?

signed, desperate

dear desperate,

first, keep in mind that boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package, while husband 1.0 is an operating system. please enter the command “http: I thought you loved me.html” and try to download tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the guilt 3.0 update. if that application works as designed, husband 1.0 should then automatically run the application jewelry 2.0 and flowers 3.5. but remember, overuse of the above application can cause husband 1.0 to default to grumpy silence 2.5, happy hour 7.0 or beer 6.1. beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the snoring loudly beta.

whatever you do, DO NOT install mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). also, do not attempt to reinstall the boyfriend 5.0 program. this is an unsupported application and will crash husband1.0.

in summary, husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. you might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. we recommend food 3.0 and hot lingerie 7.7.

good luck, tech support