“This is the ‘Jerry Springer Show’…There is no such thing as class!”          -Jerry Springer

“That man is so repugnant.  All of these satanic murderers are.”          –Geraldo Rivera, discussing Charles Manson

“Nobody differentiates between one show and another.  It’s all of us in the same trash can.”          –Sally Jesse Raphael

“I’d rather be called sleazy than to be identified as intelligent”          -Phil Donahue

“Wow! This story is beyond dysfunctional!”          -Ricki Lake

Uncle John’s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

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