So, I'm reading the e-headlines this afternoon, and I come across a couple of good ones; first: "Police warn of male flasher on beaches of Rye".  Apparently, there is a guy, about 55, with a chubby belly and gray chest hair, exposing himself on the beaches of Rye, NH.  Reports say that he masks his face with underwear.  Eww!  I hope he brings clean ones along, and doesn't use the ones he just took off his backside!  Read more here.

Then: "Drunk lawnmower driver arrested".  This guy was arrested as he drove his mower home from a store about a mile from his house.   I think his driving on the sidewalk is probably what made the police suspicious.  You can read it all about it here.